It has been quite a while since I delved into a little bit of silliness, but since I seemed to have a lot of time on my hands, I thought it must be that time for another limerick. so for your moans and groans…….
Lizzie from Bordon had a rather large schnauzer,
Known far and wide from Hoboken to Tannhauser.
A sure winner from the start,
Ever ready to perform it’s art,
Which never, ever failed to arouse her.