Trademark,……really?

Dan Drews

Here I go again. I am becoming addicted to limericks. Words and phrases keep popping into my head. If I am not careful, they could become my trademark. I am too weak to resist. They can be so delicious and tempting.

So, with that preamble in mind, here are two more to groan and giggle at.

A fine lady I know was a prancing,

Twirling and swirling and dancing.

The table I said,

Is not like your bed,

But in a pinch it’s great for romancing.

AND

Lady Nosebum read in circles most prudent,

Spewing mangled words she thought most fluent.

Was she smart and correct,

Cause no one could detect,

That she did enjoy a vowel movement.

Enough for  now. Till the next time.  Cheers.

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I need one of these after that!

Trademark

 

6 thoughts on “Trademark,……really?”

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  2. Maggie October 25, 2017 / 9:16 am

    After reading these groaners, I need a double, por favor.

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  3. Fortunately Human October 24, 2017 / 10:56 pm

    Oh…those limericks….water the mouth and the mind…like a fresh lime juice…

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  4. kaitmoller October 24, 2017 / 2:11 pm

    I forgot about limericks! They ARE super fun to make…..

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    • Dan Drews October 24, 2017 / 2:14 pm

      There are more on previous blogs. Thank you for your comment. Cheers.

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